50 Things...

I often get bored in class so thank God for wireless and everything. Here are 50 little points that I found around the Internet.

1.) Last year Joseph Addai, who I am totally high on this year, had an amazing yard per carry average. It was 4.8 average. You know what John Madden says, “The best running backs in the league average 4-5 yards a carry”. He says it on every Madden since about 2001. So far he’s passed The Edge’s highest ypc numbers. Only ten running backs passed him in points last year but he started ZERO games.
2.) Among all active players only LT and Alexander have more rushing yards in the past three years the Rudi Johnson, and Johnson has never had a key injury, he starts 16 games a year pretty much. He’s never dipped below 1,400 yards and never dipped below 12 TDs.
3.) The Ravens were 11th last year in rushing attempts but Jamal Lewis’ numbers don’t show it. He only had 3.6 ypc and only 9 TDs. Now McGahee had similar numbers for Buffalo, who is a worse team. Vito is looking super smart with this pick.
4.) Last year Ahman Green ran for over 1,400 yards in 14 games. The Texans had 13 rushing TDs as a team and averaged around 100 yards a game, all better numbers then Green Bay. And look who the Texans did it with…NO ONE!
5.) Tom Brady has thrown TD passes to at least nine different players in each year he’s started in the NFL. The most a receiver ever caught in a season is just seven (Patten in 04 and Fauria in 2002). Keep those numbers in mind all you Wes Walker/Donte’ Stallworth owners.
6.) Only nine running backs had more rushing TDs then the NYG’s Brandon Jacobs. Jacobs only had 9 TDs, and only had double-digit rushing attempts in three games.
7.) You know how we were all shocked that Ward took Westbrook two, according to some numbers in PPR leagues only LT, Steven Jackson, Larry Johnson and Frank Gore had more points at RB then Brian Westbrook. I’m just saying.
8.) In the last seven games of 2006 only Peyton and Carson Palmer had more TD passes then J.P. Losman. He’s money.
9.) Last season Phillip Rivers only had ONE game in which he threw more than two TDs and only two games which he threw for over 300 yards. There were eight games where he had only one TD or ZERO TDs.
10.) Norv Turner has only had two 1,000 yard receivers in one season only once. He’s only had 1,000 yard WR in nine out of 16 seasons, and three of them were Nose Candy Irvin. Now he has LT, so looks like Gates will be ten in 20.
11.) If there is ever a kid that’s selling lemonade outside, never buy any.
12.) Quick who led the league in receptions last year! Andre Johnson, okay that doesn’t surprise anyone. Who came in second? Mike Furry, Detroit. Guarantee you someone picks him up on Friday, because of this article and several others.
13.) Over the last four games of 2006, Santonio Holmes was seventh in receiving yards. He had more in those games then Reggie Wayne, Torry Holt, Steve Smith, Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson, TO and some others. , Torry Holt, Steve Smith, Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens, to name a few.
14.) Last year Tampa Bay has six rushing TDs, Alstott had three of them. That means that 50 percent of their rush TDs are on the sideline this year.
15.) Never eat On the Border before going to a three hr movie
16.) Only two WRs in the last three seasons have more yards then Double D Donald Driver.
17.) In the past three season, only four WRs have more receiving yards then Reggie Wayne.
18.) Marvin Harrison has caught double digit TDs in eight straight seasons. Steve Smith has done it only once.
19.) Steve Smith has only done it once.
20.) Same goes for Ocho Cinco, who has never done it with Carson Palmer.
21.) There were 11 games last season in a normal non PPR league where CJ scored 10 or fewer fantasy point.
22.) Unless a band has at least three original members it shouldn’t be allowed to use the name.
23.) On a bad team with no QB, Ronnie Brown still ran for 1,200 yards.
24.) The Detriot Lions had the least rushing attempts last year. Maybe that’s why Furry caught all those balls
25.) Darrel Jackson has played in only 19 of his past 32 games. That’s a lot of down time.
26.) Only six tight ends had more TDs than Owen Daniels and he only played in 14 games.
27.) Own Daniels had the same number of TDs as Gonzo, LJ Smith and Heath Miller.
28.) The only kind of chocolate milk that is acceptable to purchase is Wawa’s. Anything else you buy the milk, buy the chocolate and make it yourself.
29.) The last three years that Al Saunders has had a consistent QB, Trent Green had three straight 4,000 passing yard seasons. Expect Jason Campbell to start 16 games for a team that has no post season ambition, and look for the Skins to play behind opponents and throw the ball down field. Hell maybe they will get Brandon Lloyd involved.
30.) Travis Henry has played all 16 games only once in a six year career, but a lot of that was Denver…so….
31.) Last season, the New York Jets had 15 rushing TDs, ninth best in the NFL – with Leon Washington and Kevan Barlow leading the way. You can only imagine the impact that Thomas Jones is going to have on that squad. touchdowns, ninth-best in the NFL -- with Leon Washington and Kevan Barlow leading the way.
32.) Over the past three season only Gates and Gonzo have more receiving yards than Jason Witten, among tight ends. However with TO on the team who knows what the TD situation will be.
33.) In the same three year span only Gates and Shockey have more TDs then the Skins Chris Cooley. Cooley also lines up in the backfield to off set some opponents.
34.) Or Alge Crumpler who is tied with Chris Cooley, and Crumpler has a new QB in town.
35.) I don’t care what the score is stay till the end of the game faggots.
36.) Despite starting only eight games last season, there were only seven running backs in the NFL with more total yards from scrimmage than Ladell Betts. And with Clinton Portis’ knee in piss poor shape…who knows what the future holds.
37.) Number One on the list of total yards? Steven Jackson. Believe it or fucking not. LT is Number Two.
38.) Taking away his seasons in Cleveland and Detriot, which both suck, Jeff Garcia in a West Coast system has 147 TDs in 82 games. His career completion percentage is hovering around 60.
38.) No Mike Martz offense has ever been outside the top 5 in passing. So Jon Kitna, Calvin Johnson, Mike Furry, Roy Williams could all be huge stars for a nice long time.
39.) Never date a girl who has more guy friends then girl friends.
40.) In the last six games of 2006, Chad Pennigton had more passing yards than Palmer, Brees or Brady…what does that tell you. Those are the playoff games for fantasy right there. It tells you that some people sat second halves.
41.) In that same time period only five QBs tossed more TDs then Jay Cutler.
42.) In 2006, only five teams in the NFL had fewer rushing TDs then the Seahawks. They had eight. Shaun Alexander played in 10 games though. Maybe he wasn’t the ONLY problem.
43.) If a kid is selling something for school and he actually comes himself BUY. If his parents come fuck em.
44.) Last season, the Colts led the NFL with 31 receving TDs, the same number that the Philadelphia Eagles had…with a backup QB.
45.) Last season, Steve Smith had 169 fantasy points using a standard non PPR scoring system. Lee Evans had 168, in the same scoring system.
46.) Using the standard non PPR system again Larry Fitz had 126 points, same as Jerricho Cotchery.
47.) Despite only playing in 10 games, there were only 7 QBs better in the fantasy world then McNabb in 2006.
48.) Larry Johnson’s first 10 weeks look like this: at Houston, at Chi Town, vs. Minn, at San Diego, vs. Jacksonville, vs. Cincci, at Oakland, bye week, vs. Green Bay, vs. Denver. The Texans, the Raiders, and the Packers are the only good matchups there. Another reason I didn’t want to take him.
49.) Peyton Manning always goes too high.
50.) Devin Hester is going to be hurt all year.