Saturday, October 27, 2007

Week 8

Okay you know what no witty insights here, no little banter, this is just straight up prediction stuff. Okay I lied…

Nazahoes (4-3) vs. Nazabitches (5-2) – This is a big game…if I win I tie with John, if I lose I could start a slippery slope here. So let’s get it on.

QB: Brian Griese vs. Peyton Manning. Let’s be honest here Peyton Manning is the measuring stick of QBs in recent years, this year it’s Tom Brady. Either way Manning will tear up a Carolina DEF that has lost multiple steps in it’s aging. 300 yards and 3 tosses is probably a good range to start. Brian Griese is keeping the Bears fantasy worthy single handiledly I didn’t think that was possible but it is. He’ll go for 275 yards and two tosses. I think Manning gets the bump.
ADV: Manning

WRs: Santonio Holmes/Kevin Walter vs. Burress and Housh. Housh will have a good day, he’s keeping the Bengals in games. He’ll grab two TDs. Plaxico will catch a touch down but I don’t think the yardage is going to be there this week. The Giants are going to run down the Miam DEF. Holmes will catch a TD probably too but I don’t think the yardage will be there again. Playing the Bengals he could have a big day, good upside here. Kevin Walter is making the most out of the looks he’s getting, he is getting compared to Mike Furrey from last year, if you remember him. He’ll hall in a touchdown and the yards will be there. This is just about a push, but I tip the scales to John for the day Housh will have. If Denver can do it…
ADV: Burress and Housh.

RBs: Marshawn Lynch/Kevin Jones vs. MJD/Henry. Believer it or not a lot of people are high on Kevin Jones against the Bears this week and given the performance of Westbrook and Peterson against them, I can see where it’s coming from. Marshawn Lynch is playing against the Jets who let Kenny Watson score three TDs on them last week. Both of these guys have good matchups and can def. take over this week. MJD’s knee got hurt in that Monday Night game, on the short week he already missed Wed’s practice and was limited on Thrusday. Keep an eye on his status, against Tampa he’s a good option. Travis Henry’s ribs are the issue this week. And he missed practice on Thrusday, if he plays hs faces a terrible Green Bay DEF but guess what…he might be a game time decision. Can you really wait till Monday Night to see what’s going on? I don’t know. I’m taking the two healthy running backs here.
ADV: Jones and Lynch.

TE: Chris Cooley vs. Owen Daniels. Chris Cooley has 4 of the 5 receiving TDs in Wash this year. I’ll take that percentage from any tight end in the league. Against the Pats the Skins will be throwing a lot as well. Cooley has a good chance to do well. Owen Daniels as well will play from behind, watch where this game is being played, could have a little impact. However the Linebacking Corp has been pretty solid for the Chargers. I like Cooley’s chances of getting a TD I’m picking him.
ADV: Cooley.

W/R: Peterson vs. Davis. Adrian Peterson is the real deal, a top three fantasy back for a rookie…amazing. Andre Davis good fill in for Ande Johnson. Andrew Davis won’t do half bad but I really do like Kevin Walter better. A lot of people are talking about that Adrian won’t be able to get some yards this week but you know what I think if he can pull it off against the Cowboys he can do it against the Eagles. I’m pick Peterson.
ADV: A. Pete.

K: The Battle of the Jeffs. Reed vs. Wilkins. The Rams offense has been super dismal this year, although with Sjax back that could change. Against the Browns Wilkins should get some chances. However Jeff Reed will see a full plate of work. Field goals as the Steelers offense will stall a bit and then XPs when they succeed.
ADV: Jeff Reed

DEF: Vikings vs. Jacksonville. The Vikings looked good against the Cowboys, a better team then the Eagles, and you can expect that Brad Childress will want to look good against the Eagles. Jacksonville will limit the Bucs but their “big play” potential on DEF is lousy, but with MJD returning kicks and punts yardage a plenty.
ADV: Narrowly the JAX unit

Overall: My wide receiver play should be good enough to help me keep this close, my gut is saying a John victory. PISULA

Yellow Jackets (3-4) vs. T-Rex Grossman (2-5) – A win for T-Rexz Grossman puts Vito right into the hunt this week, can he do it?

QB: Jay Culter vs. Brett Favre. Both guys play on Monday Night going head to head, should be a good matchup. The Green Bay DEF for Cutler has been eh as of late, however Charles Woodson has been playing at a Hall of Fame right, he’ll be covering rookie Brandon “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Drive” Marshall. So don’t think a total domiant day from the Denver pass game. For Cutler I like in the 200 to 300 yardage mark with probably two tds, and a pick or two as well. Favre is going up against two very good corners Dre’ Bly and Champ Bailey. I’ll give Brett about 250-350 and two tds though, watch for picks. I like the Cut One here.
ADV: Cutler.

WR: Stallworth/Ward vs. Moss/Welker. Hines Ward did look pretty good the other night and he is facing the Bengals, he’ll catch a TD pass, but I still like Holmes more then him, just call it a gut feeling. Dante Stallworth here really hurts Vito I think. Your hoping for a pass happy Pats game but that also benefits the opponent. One of those situations I guess. This week I don’t think he’ll catch a TD because the Skins DEF is pretty good, he’ll have 5 passes for upwards of 80 yards though. That’s only 9 points. Randy Moss has 4 mutiple TD games this year, a fry cry from last year is it not. He will score again this week. Just one TD though, probably over 100 yards. Wes Welker…has come on awfully strong, he’ll catch a TD as well and have similar numbers to Stallworth. I’m picking the Two Pats over the one Pat.
ADV: Moss/Welker.

RB: Addai and Green vs. Westbrook and Washington. You know Joesph Addai will get carries, however Kenton Keith will be stealing some here and there. I like Addai’s chances of getting a touchdown this week, Carolina’s front line is still solid though. Green is terrible. He hasn’t been good all year. The best thing going on in the run game of the Texans was RON DAYNE as few weeks ago and that’s saying something. There are better running backs as free agents, Green is not playable. Brian Westbrook probably won’t score against the touch Vikings run DEF but he could make some good plays in the passing game this week, which is where I like him. Leon Washington he hasn’t seen much action recently so I think he’s a wash. This really comes down to Addai vs. Westbrook, I’m going with Vito here.
ADV: Addai and Green.

TE: Battle of the Clarks. Desmond vs. Dallas. Desmond Clark catches passes but with Greg Olsen the first round pick being put into the offense more and more, one can only wonder what that means for Dezzie. Dallas Clark is a huge part of the Colts offense now a day. When Stokley left everyone thought that the rookie Anthony Gonzalez was going to take his place but it was really Dallas Clark. Clark will grab the TD this week. Desmond wont.
ADV: Dallas Clark

W/R: Braylon Edwards vs. Marvin Harrison. What a matchup. How does 8 passes for over a 100 yards and TD sound, those are some old school Harrison numbers, but this week that’s what I like for B. Ed. Harrison looked limited against the Steelers, but this week an easier matchup. I don’t like him for a touchdown though, and I like him for around 5 passes for 90 yards.
ADV: B. Ed

K: Stephen Gostowksi vs. David Akers. Gostowski will kick a ton of XP points, so that’s like 6 points right there, which isn’t bad. I don’t know that I like Akers all that much with the McNabb lead offense this week. I’m nodding on SG.
ADV: Gostowksi.

DEF: NYG vs. NE. This is a simple a no brainer match up or is it? The Giants have been playing great ball and have score a DEF TD in 3 of their last 4 games, this week they get the Dolphins. Total domination is a given. The Patriots face a Redskins DEF that doesn’t like to pass and has a young QB, total domination is a given. Because they are the Patriots I’m picking them.
ADV: NE

OVERALL: The play of Jay Cutler will be better then Favre on Monday Night, I think, and because of that I’m giving Vito the slight edge.

Vick’s My Dogcatcher (5-2) vs. Vicksmart (1-6) – This is a team ALMOST in first place vs. last place. A loss here for Justin means he can throw in the towel almost. If McLeish wins will keep him toe and toe with Pisula.

QB: Carson Palmer vs. Eli Manning. Carson Palmer I think will be playing from behind and therefore be throwing all day, especially against a tough Steelers run DEF. He’ll post very good numbers this week 300 yds, 3 TDs, 1-2 picks. Probably two of those TDs go to TJ Housh and about 100 of those yards as well. Eli Manning is playing the Dolphins, who have the worst rush DEF in the league, so the Giants will be running a little more to try to wear down the def, and with a three headed monster in their backfield of Droughns, Ward and Jacobs why wouldn’t they. The Dolphins also give up over 2 Pass TDs a game, so Manning should be right around that 2 number, and about 230 in yardage.
ADV: Palmer, he’ll be throwing more then Eli. The Bengals probably won’t lead in this game.

WR: Coles/Holt vs. Williams/Curtis. Coming off his best week of the season thus far Coles looks like a solid option this week against the Bills who have a subpar pass DEF. Derrick Mason posted a good day against them last week, sp expect comparable numbers (about 80 plus yards and a TD). Torry “Big Game” Holt, he should have an okay game against that Browns unit, especially with Steven Jackson back in the mix. I don’t think a TD is an unrealistic goal here. Roy Williams has had some disappointing weeks but guess what he’ll rebound this week. In what proves to be a passing battle between Kitna and Griese Williams will succed, a touchdown for him as well. Kevin Curtis has established himself as McNabb’s #1 target, but McNabb looks ugly as anything. One thing is for sure, he’ll get his chances this week as McNabb will pass to keep away from the Vikings RUN def.
ADV: I like Coles and Holt a little more.

RB: LenDale White and LT vs. Cinton Portis and Kenny Watson. No matter who faces LT he is a must start, and since it’s the Texans this week I’m predicting another monster game from him. Not the four-touchdown effort but I could see two or three. They might actually sit him towards the end of the game if they get into junk time. LenDale White has been pretty good as of late too, which is weird after the display Chris Brown displayed in the first week. The only thing to look for against White is the Chris Henry show. If White gets the carries he’ll be over 100 yards probably. Clinton Portis has been a tremendous bright spot for the Skins this year, showing that he hasn’t lost a step. This week he gets the Patriots so watch out. I’ve seen low predictions but I think he’ll do okay. If he gets involved in the passing game could be a big play threat this week. I’m saying between 60 and 70 yards, possibly a TD, don’t hold your breath though. I don’t think Kenny Watson will do well against the Steelers run DEF sorry.
ADV: White/LT

TE: Gates/Shockey. Good matchup just based on their names. Gates is the better option as Phillip Rivers looks for him on almost every pass attempt but that doesn’t mean he’ll out perform Shockey. Shockey will have a good day catching a TD and be on Gates heels all day.
ADV: Gates by a slight margin.

W/R: Cotchery vs. Graham. This one is kind of tough to call here. I think Graham will have the better day, especially in our system. They got him involved in the passing game and he put up good numbers, tying the franchise record I believe. Cotchery did have his best game this season against Buffalo, but I’m going Ernie.
ADV: Graham.

K: Adam Vinatieri vs. Robbie Gould. Adam V. will kick an awful lot of XPs but I like Gould to kick more field goals.
ADV: Gould.

DEF: San Diego vs. Chicago. I think it’s obvious I picked Chicago here for one reason..say it with DEVIN HESTER.
ADV: Chi Town

Overall: McLeish wins a scrappy fight

Inches vs. Aids

QB: Tom Brady vs. Jeff Garcia. Let’s face it anytime you write Tom Brady he’s better then whatever comes after him or before him, 99.9% of the time. He’ll throw for 300 yards and 3 TDs. I like Welker with 2 and Moss with 1. Garcia will throw for 250 and a long TD to Galloway this week. Brady is the hands down favorite here.
ADV: Brady

WR: Chad Johnson/Joey Galloway vs. Reggie Wayne and Steve Smith. Chad Johnson has been the source of a lot of drama these past few weeks. How is he going to respond? By getting double covered and not finding the end zone (just my opinon), double covering him leaves Housh open, explains the better year for TJ. Johnson will have 7 catches for 80 yards and POSSIBLY a score. Joey Galloway as I said will have a 70 yard TD from Jeff Garcia, or something like it. Expect good numbers I’d say 5 catches for about 100 yards and TD. Reggie Wayne is the real deal, he’ll go over 100 yards and score against Carolina. Steve Smith will catch a TD but the yards aren’t going to be there. This one is tough, but I like Wayne and Smith.
ADV: Wayne/Smith

RB: Gore/Jacobs vs. Bush/Parker. Gore has been insignificant this year in fantasy football, the defenses he’s been facing just stack the box and force Alex Smith/Trent Dilfer to beat them deep which doesn’t happen. He’ll have a very blah day vs. NO. Brandon Jacobs will destroy the Miami DEF to the tune of a 100 plus yards and a TD. I’d be higher on him if Droughns and Ward weren’t stealing carries away. Reggie Bush has finally found himself, he’ll continue to produce in the passing game where he can do the most damage, which is what you like to see in a PPR league. Willie Parker cannot seem to find the endzone or set up a groove in the passing game. He’s good for yards though. If he scores he’s money and he doesn’t even know it. I’m going to go with Bush/Parker.
ADV: Bush/Parker.

TE: Winslow vs. Olsen. I like Kellen Winslow more here because Greg Olsen splits time with Desmond Clark. Kellen Winslow is one of the main targets for Derek Anderson meaning that he’ll get more looks, catches and TDs. That goes for this week and this year.
ADV: Winslow

W/R: LaMont Jordan has been hurt and has to come back to face one of the toughest run DEFs in the league whereas Devin Hester plays for a few plays and returns kicks. This is almost a push but Hester’s big play ability on the field gives him the slight nod here. His numbers aren’t going to be much to write home about, you can thank David Akers for that.
ADV: Hester

K: Kris Brown going against the San Diego Chargers or Elam against the Packers. I like how Denver is moving the ball as of late, so I like Elam. Let’s no forget they win games on the strength of his leg and Kris Brown is probable this week.
ADV: Elam

DEF: Detroit’s DEF vs. Pittsburgh DEF. The Pitt DEF faces a Bengals team that is just weak this year up front. Carson Palmer will be sacked and picked off this week. Detriot could let up a bunch of points, I don’t like them this week.
ADV: Pitts.

OVERALL: I like Inches to win this week.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Week Six Bitches

Okay let’s just jump into this, I don’t got time to write some clever intro shit. Michael Pittman broke his foot, Ronnie Brown ran all over the place, Romo turned it over six times. That’s it.

Nazahoes (3-2) vs. Yellow Jackets (2-3)

QB: Romo and Favre. I like Favre simply because he isn’t playing against the New England DEF and because he’s looking like he’s a young gunner. Plus the Skins can get beat deep her and there, hell if the Lions had any time in the pocket they could have do it. Favre will had mild success probably around a touch or two and the yards to go with it. Romo if going to have an okay day, but I can’t give him the nod after that terrible day in Buffalo.
ADVANTAGE: Brett Favre.

WR: Dwayne Bowe/Derrick Mason vs. Randy Moss/Donald Driver. Dwayne Bowe didn’t have a touch last week but he did catch 4 balls for about 80 yards and Mason was productive again, although I didn’t start him because I heard he was hurt. This week their matchups are very weak. Bowe faces the Cinnci DEF, that let up five passing TDs to the Browns (still haven’t lived that down) and Mason faces a St. Louis Ram’s DEF that is broken down and bastardized. Randy Moss will have a big day against the Dallas DEF especially with their top corner back. Donald Driver will have an okay day against the Redskins, but guess what Greg Jennings will benefit the most. But that’s neither here nor there.
ADVANTAGE: Bowe/Mason

RB: Willis McGahee/Adrian Peterson vs. Brian Westbrook/Sammy Morris. McGahee is having a good season if he can just score a TD here and there, but that’s what’s going to happen this week. I’m expecting a few catches and a TD. Adrian Peterson has a tough match up but guess what he’s a must start every week. He’s a sparkplug and could have a semi decent day against a banged up Bears DEF. Westbrook is going to own the Jets DEF that’s just a fact but the weak clog is Morris I think. Dallas has clamped down against the run pretty good, and he’s in a timeshare with Maroney (if he plays).
ADVANTAGE: McGahee/Peterson.

TE: Chris Cooley vs. Benjamin Watson. Ben Watson is going to tear up the Dallas DEF as they strive to cover Stallworth, Moss and Welker. He’s going to reap the benefits of all of that. Chris Cooley will probably score but Watson will triumph in this matchup.
ADVANTAGE: Big Ben Watson.

W/R” Torry Holt vs. Wes Welker. Torry Holt is slumping this year and with Ferotte as QB we might be in for ugly things. In a PPR league though he’s triumphing, he’s doing very good. And here’s a stat for you: The Ravens are giving up the second most 40+ yard passing plays in the league. First is the Saints. Wes Welker is fooling around with the Pats, and that’s great but his numbers have been spastic up here, down there. I think this is a down week.
ADVANTAGE: Torry “Big Game” Holt.

K: Shayne Graham vs. Mason Crosby. Graham has the foot and he is facing the Kanas City DEF in a game that should be a nice little shootout. Crosby will have an okay day but I think Graham will be better.
ADVANTAGE: Graham.

DEF: Minnesota vs. New England. This is a push. Both DEFs are very good. The Vikings are playing well and the Bears are playing not well. New England is playing all start DEF and Romo just had a 6 game turnover.
ADVANTAGE: PUSH

OVERALL: I win a game that’s about 115 to 105 or so.

VMD (3-2) vs. Inches (4-1)

QB: Carson Palmer vs. McNabb. Let’s be honest McNabb’s passing game hasn’t been on at all this season, save one game. Doesn’t merit him a start, even against the Jets to be honest. Carson Palmer will have a good game, he’ll throw here there and everywhere. Except a good day out of him.
ADVANTAGE: Palmer.

WR: Chris Chambers/Laveranues Coles vs. Steve Smith/Vincent Jackson. Chris Chambers hasn’t caught a TD in 13 games, and isn’t really doing that well. No reason to start him, I’m thinking. Coles is doing okay though. Chambers does face the Browns but guess what, he won’t do that well, he hasn’t shown life all year. Coles faces that Philly DEF that can bend and break, he might have a TD this week. Steve Smith with Vinny Test (the oldest man alive) might not be a safe bet. If Carr starts Smith will get more opportunities. Vincent Jackson is good to go this week, but he’s going against the Oakland DEF. Look for him to put up decent numbers. I’m going with Smith/Jackson.
ADVANTAGE: Steve Smith/Vincent Jackson.

RB: LT/Marion Barber III vs. Reggie Bush/Derrick Ward. Okay LT is going against the Oakland run DEF and they have been semi respectable but in a game where San Diego will be up, you can expect a heavy does from the MVP. Marion Barber III is going against the New England DEF and guess what, he’s not going to do well. The Patriots are just that good. Reggie Bush against Seattle will probably have 14 points or so, because he’ll catch nine dink and dump passes. Derrick Ward is questionable; even if he does lay Brandon Jacobs is back and will get most of the work. I’m going with LT/Barber III.
ADVANTAGE: LT/Marion Barber III.

TE: Gates vs. Gonzo. Gates had a big game last week, and he’ll probably have a decent game. Gonzo will have a very good game. They used him very well last week and set up the longer pass with his intermediate routes. He’ll have the bigger game here, especially against the CIN DEF, they did let up five TDs to the Bengals.
ADVANTAGE: Gonzo.

W/R: Jericho Cotchery vs. Thomas Jones. Both of these guys go against the PHILLY DEF, and that DEF has been better against the run then the pass and given TJ’s slumps, I’m going with Cotchery.
ADVANTAGE: Cotchery.

K: Phil Dawson against Miami vs. Josh Brown against NO. I’m going with Dawson against that beat down Miami DEF. Expect good numbers.
ADVANTAGE: Phil Dawson.

DEF: San Diego vs. Houston. Okay the SD will have a better day against the Oakland DEF, rather then the Jacksonville Offense against the Houston DEF.
ADVANTAGE: SD

OVERALL: McLeish wins a barnburner.

Nazabitches (4-1) vs. Vicksmart (1-4)

QB: Brian Griese vs. Kurt Warner. Are you really staring Brian Griese, guy hasn’t been good since he was in Denver. There are rules to fantasy football and one of NEW one’s is as follows: if there is Chi – position under someone’s name don’t start them. Kurt Warner has looked good and he faces the Carolina DEF and I haven’t seen much from them.
ADVANTAGE: Warner.

WR: Burress/TJ vs. TO/Curtis. Burress will play because he does this all the time. He’s been doing good and going against the ATL DEF, expect another semi big day. TJ is going against the Kansas City DEF so he’ll be fine too. TO has been quiet in the past two games so I’m expecting a third one, and Curtis failed to show up expect for the Detroit Lions game. Going with Burress/TJ.
ADVANTAGE: Burress/TJ.

RB: Ronnie Brown/MJD vs. Clinton Portis/Rudi Johnson. Ronnie Brown is said to be probable nursing an inury but should be fine. MJD will have a good game against the Texans, especially if Taylor is out. Portis will have a meh day. Rudi Johnson will do well against the KC DEF. I’m going with Brown/MJD.
ADVANTAGE: Brown/MJD

TE: Heap vs. Shockey. Heap is probable and Boller might play. Boller goes deeper then McNair (that’s what she said). So that hurts Heap a little bit. Shockey will play against the ATL def that sucks, so I’m giving him the nod.
ADVANTAGE: Shockey.

W/R: Marques Colston vs. Earnest Graham, this is the battle of the Special Olympics. I give the nod here to Graham, because Colston has a bad back.
ADVANTAGE: Graham.

K: Wilkins vs. Rackers. I’m going with Rackers, Baltimore’s DEF will look to wear down the STL offense.
ADVANTAGE: Rackers.

DEF: Baltimore vs. Chi Town. Baltimore is going to have the better day because Saint Louis is slumping big time. Chi Town faces MINN and they have a decent play maker in Adrian Peterson.
ADVANTAGE: Baltimore.

OVERALL: Pisula will roll in this one, although Justin beating Nazabitches would be funny.

T-RexGrossman (1-4) vs. AIDS (2-3)

QB: Vince Young vs. Tom Brady. A no brainer in this regard, Tom Brady will throw about three TD passes and have some rushing yards. Vince Young will do so, so but at this point no one is better then V. Young.
ADVANTAGE: Tom Brady.

WR: Braylon Edwards/Donte’ Stallworth vs. Fitz/CJ. Edwards has been having big days and I think that continues against the Miami DEF. Stallworth has a knee injury but will play, I don’t expect a big day from him. Larry Fitz des better with Warner in the lineup so expect another big game from him. A touchdown and 100 yards. Chad Johnson will also have a decent day, I do think they are projecting him too high.
ADVANTAGE: Fitz/CJ

RB: Alexander/Green vs. Jacobs/James. Alexander is probably and going against the NO def and they are piss poor. Green will have troubles against JAX (they are only allowing about 75 yards on the ground). Jacobs will have a solid workload ahead of him in ATL on Monday Night. James will have an okay day with Carolina’s DEF since they will try to take the pressure off Warner. I’m going with the J and J connection.
ADVANTAGE: J & J.

TE: Clark vs. Winslow. Okay what did I say about any Chi Town players? Don’t start them. Clark will have a dismal day as the MINN LBs are tough. Winslow will have a good day, per usual. Gets the nod.
ADVANTAGE: Winslow.

W/R: Greg Jennings vs. Joey Galloway. I like Jennings’ connection with Favre. Joey Galloway will be going against TENN’s DEF and they are tough. Jennings will have the better day.
ADVANTAGE: Jennings.

K: Brown vs. Stover. Stover had at least three FGs in his past three games. You like those numbers if you have him.
ADVANTAGE: Stover.

DEF: NYG vs. ATL, Seattle against NO. NYG.
ADVANTAGE: NYG

Overall: T-REX can’t beat the AIDS.