Week Six Bitches
Okay let’s just jump into this, I don’t got time to write some clever intro shit. Michael Pittman broke his foot, Ronnie Brown ran all over the place, Romo turned it over six times. That’s it.
Nazahoes (3-2) vs. Yellow Jackets (2-3)
QB: Romo and Favre. I like Favre simply because he isn’t playing against the New England DEF and because he’s looking like he’s a young gunner. Plus the Skins can get beat deep her and there, hell if the Lions had any time in the pocket they could have do it. Favre will had mild success probably around a touch or two and the yards to go with it. Romo if going to have an okay day, but I can’t give him the nod after that terrible day in Buffalo.
ADVANTAGE: Brett Favre.
WR: Dwayne Bowe/Derrick Mason vs. Randy Moss/Donald Driver. Dwayne Bowe didn’t have a touch last week but he did catch 4 balls for about 80 yards and Mason was productive again, although I didn’t start him because I heard he was hurt. This week their matchups are very weak. Bowe faces the Cinnci DEF, that let up five passing TDs to the Browns (still haven’t lived that down) and Mason faces a St. Louis Ram’s DEF that is broken down and bastardized. Randy Moss will have a big day against the Dallas DEF especially with their top corner back. Donald Driver will have an okay day against the Redskins, but guess what Greg Jennings will benefit the most. But that’s neither here nor there.
ADVANTAGE: Bowe/Mason
RB: Willis McGahee/Adrian Peterson vs. Brian Westbrook/Sammy Morris. McGahee is having a good season if he can just score a TD here and there, but that’s what’s going to happen this week. I’m expecting a few catches and a TD. Adrian Peterson has a tough match up but guess what he’s a must start every week. He’s a sparkplug and could have a semi decent day against a banged up Bears DEF. Westbrook is going to own the Jets DEF that’s just a fact but the weak clog is Morris I think. Dallas has clamped down against the run pretty good, and he’s in a timeshare with Maroney (if he plays).
ADVANTAGE: McGahee/Peterson.
TE: Chris Cooley vs. Benjamin Watson. Ben Watson is going to tear up the Dallas DEF as they strive to cover Stallworth, Moss and Welker. He’s going to reap the benefits of all of that. Chris Cooley will probably score but Watson will triumph in this matchup.
ADVANTAGE: Big Ben Watson.
W/R” Torry Holt vs. Wes Welker. Torry Holt is slumping this year and with Ferotte as QB we might be in for ugly things. In a PPR league though he’s triumphing, he’s doing very good. And here’s a stat for you: The Ravens are giving up the second most 40+ yard passing plays in the league. First is the Saints. Wes Welker is fooling around with the Pats, and that’s great but his numbers have been spastic up here, down there. I think this is a down week.
ADVANTAGE: Torry “Big Game” Holt.
K: Shayne Graham vs. Mason Crosby. Graham has the foot and he is facing the Kanas City DEF in a game that should be a nice little shootout. Crosby will have an okay day but I think Graham will be better.
ADVANTAGE: Graham.
DEF: Minnesota vs. New England. This is a push. Both DEFs are very good. The Vikings are playing well and the Bears are playing not well. New England is playing all start DEF and Romo just had a 6 game turnover.
ADVANTAGE: PUSH
OVERALL: I win a game that’s about 115 to 105 or so.
VMD (3-2) vs. Inches (4-1)
QB: Carson Palmer vs. McNabb. Let’s be honest McNabb’s passing game hasn’t been on at all this season, save one game. Doesn’t merit him a start, even against the Jets to be honest. Carson Palmer will have a good game, he’ll throw here there and everywhere. Except a good day out of him.
ADVANTAGE: Palmer.
WR: Chris Chambers/Laveranues Coles vs. Steve Smith/Vincent Jackson. Chris Chambers hasn’t caught a TD in 13 games, and isn’t really doing that well. No reason to start him, I’m thinking. Coles is doing okay though. Chambers does face the Browns but guess what, he won’t do that well, he hasn’t shown life all year. Coles faces that Philly DEF that can bend and break, he might have a TD this week. Steve Smith with Vinny Test (the oldest man alive) might not be a safe bet. If Carr starts Smith will get more opportunities. Vincent Jackson is good to go this week, but he’s going against the Oakland DEF. Look for him to put up decent numbers. I’m going with Smith/Jackson.
ADVANTAGE: Steve Smith/Vincent Jackson.
RB: LT/Marion Barber III vs. Reggie Bush/Derrick Ward. Okay LT is going against the Oakland run DEF and they have been semi respectable but in a game where San Diego will be up, you can expect a heavy does from the MVP. Marion Barber III is going against the New England DEF and guess what, he’s not going to do well. The Patriots are just that good. Reggie Bush against Seattle will probably have 14 points or so, because he’ll catch nine dink and dump passes. Derrick Ward is questionable; even if he does lay Brandon Jacobs is back and will get most of the work. I’m going with LT/Barber III.
ADVANTAGE: LT/Marion Barber III.
TE: Gates vs. Gonzo. Gates had a big game last week, and he’ll probably have a decent game. Gonzo will have a very good game. They used him very well last week and set up the longer pass with his intermediate routes. He’ll have the bigger game here, especially against the CIN DEF, they did let up five TDs to the Bengals.
ADVANTAGE: Gonzo.
W/R: Jericho Cotchery vs. Thomas Jones. Both of these guys go against the PHILLY DEF, and that DEF has been better against the run then the pass and given TJ’s slumps, I’m going with Cotchery.
ADVANTAGE: Cotchery.
K: Phil Dawson against Miami vs. Josh Brown against NO. I’m going with Dawson against that beat down Miami DEF. Expect good numbers.
ADVANTAGE: Phil Dawson.
DEF: San Diego vs. Houston. Okay the SD will have a better day against the Oakland DEF, rather then the Jacksonville Offense against the Houston DEF.
ADVANTAGE: SD
OVERALL: McLeish wins a barnburner.
Nazabitches (4-1) vs. Vicksmart (1-4)
QB: Brian Griese vs. Kurt Warner. Are you really staring Brian Griese, guy hasn’t been good since he was in Denver. There are rules to fantasy football and one of NEW one’s is as follows: if there is Chi – position under someone’s name don’t start them. Kurt Warner has looked good and he faces the Carolina DEF and I haven’t seen much from them.
ADVANTAGE: Warner.
WR: Burress/TJ vs. TO/Curtis. Burress will play because he does this all the time. He’s been doing good and going against the ATL DEF, expect another semi big day. TJ is going against the Kansas City DEF so he’ll be fine too. TO has been quiet in the past two games so I’m expecting a third one, and Curtis failed to show up expect for the Detroit Lions game. Going with Burress/TJ.
ADVANTAGE: Burress/TJ.
RB: Ronnie Brown/MJD vs. Clinton Portis/Rudi Johnson. Ronnie Brown is said to be probable nursing an inury but should be fine. MJD will have a good game against the Texans, especially if Taylor is out. Portis will have a meh day. Rudi Johnson will do well against the KC DEF. I’m going with Brown/MJD.
ADVANTAGE: Brown/MJD
TE: Heap vs. Shockey. Heap is probable and Boller might play. Boller goes deeper then McNair (that’s what she said). So that hurts Heap a little bit. Shockey will play against the ATL def that sucks, so I’m giving him the nod.
ADVANTAGE: Shockey.
W/R: Marques Colston vs. Earnest Graham, this is the battle of the Special Olympics. I give the nod here to Graham, because Colston has a bad back.
ADVANTAGE: Graham.
K: Wilkins vs. Rackers. I’m going with Rackers, Baltimore’s DEF will look to wear down the STL offense.
ADVANTAGE: Rackers.
DEF: Baltimore vs. Chi Town. Baltimore is going to have the better day because Saint Louis is slumping big time. Chi Town faces MINN and they have a decent play maker in Adrian Peterson.
ADVANTAGE: Baltimore.
OVERALL: Pisula will roll in this one, although Justin beating Nazabitches would be funny.
T-RexGrossman (1-4) vs. AIDS (2-3)
QB: Vince Young vs. Tom Brady. A no brainer in this regard, Tom Brady will throw about three TD passes and have some rushing yards. Vince Young will do so, so but at this point no one is better then V. Young.
ADVANTAGE: Tom Brady.
WR: Braylon Edwards/Donte’ Stallworth vs. Fitz/CJ. Edwards has been having big days and I think that continues against the Miami DEF. Stallworth has a knee injury but will play, I don’t expect a big day from him. Larry Fitz des better with Warner in the lineup so expect another big game from him. A touchdown and 100 yards. Chad Johnson will also have a decent day, I do think they are projecting him too high.
ADVANTAGE: Fitz/CJ
RB: Alexander/Green vs. Jacobs/James. Alexander is probably and going against the NO def and they are piss poor. Green will have troubles against JAX (they are only allowing about 75 yards on the ground). Jacobs will have a solid workload ahead of him in ATL on Monday Night. James will have an okay day with Carolina’s DEF since they will try to take the pressure off Warner. I’m going with the J and J connection.
ADVANTAGE: J & J.
TE: Clark vs. Winslow. Okay what did I say about any Chi Town players? Don’t start them. Clark will have a dismal day as the MINN LBs are tough. Winslow will have a good day, per usual. Gets the nod.
ADVANTAGE: Winslow.
W/R: Greg Jennings vs. Joey Galloway. I like Jennings’ connection with Favre. Joey Galloway will be going against TENN’s DEF and they are tough. Jennings will have the better day.
ADVANTAGE: Jennings.
K: Brown vs. Stover. Stover had at least three FGs in his past three games. You like those numbers if you have him.
ADVANTAGE: Stover.
DEF: NYG vs. ATL, Seattle against NO. NYG.
ADVANTAGE: NYG
Overall: T-REX can’t beat the AIDS.
Nazahoes (3-2) vs. Yellow Jackets (2-3)
QB: Romo and Favre. I like Favre simply because he isn’t playing against the New England DEF and because he’s looking like he’s a young gunner. Plus the Skins can get beat deep her and there, hell if the Lions had any time in the pocket they could have do it. Favre will had mild success probably around a touch or two and the yards to go with it. Romo if going to have an okay day, but I can’t give him the nod after that terrible day in Buffalo.
ADVANTAGE: Brett Favre.
WR: Dwayne Bowe/Derrick Mason vs. Randy Moss/Donald Driver. Dwayne Bowe didn’t have a touch last week but he did catch 4 balls for about 80 yards and Mason was productive again, although I didn’t start him because I heard he was hurt. This week their matchups are very weak. Bowe faces the Cinnci DEF, that let up five passing TDs to the Browns (still haven’t lived that down) and Mason faces a St. Louis Ram’s DEF that is broken down and bastardized. Randy Moss will have a big day against the Dallas DEF especially with their top corner back. Donald Driver will have an okay day against the Redskins, but guess what Greg Jennings will benefit the most. But that’s neither here nor there.
ADVANTAGE: Bowe/Mason
RB: Willis McGahee/Adrian Peterson vs. Brian Westbrook/Sammy Morris. McGahee is having a good season if he can just score a TD here and there, but that’s what’s going to happen this week. I’m expecting a few catches and a TD. Adrian Peterson has a tough match up but guess what he’s a must start every week. He’s a sparkplug and could have a semi decent day against a banged up Bears DEF. Westbrook is going to own the Jets DEF that’s just a fact but the weak clog is Morris I think. Dallas has clamped down against the run pretty good, and he’s in a timeshare with Maroney (if he plays).
ADVANTAGE: McGahee/Peterson.
TE: Chris Cooley vs. Benjamin Watson. Ben Watson is going to tear up the Dallas DEF as they strive to cover Stallworth, Moss and Welker. He’s going to reap the benefits of all of that. Chris Cooley will probably score but Watson will triumph in this matchup.
ADVANTAGE: Big Ben Watson.
W/R” Torry Holt vs. Wes Welker. Torry Holt is slumping this year and with Ferotte as QB we might be in for ugly things. In a PPR league though he’s triumphing, he’s doing very good. And here’s a stat for you: The Ravens are giving up the second most 40+ yard passing plays in the league. First is the Saints. Wes Welker is fooling around with the Pats, and that’s great but his numbers have been spastic up here, down there. I think this is a down week.
ADVANTAGE: Torry “Big Game” Holt.
K: Shayne Graham vs. Mason Crosby. Graham has the foot and he is facing the Kanas City DEF in a game that should be a nice little shootout. Crosby will have an okay day but I think Graham will be better.
ADVANTAGE: Graham.
DEF: Minnesota vs. New England. This is a push. Both DEFs are very good. The Vikings are playing well and the Bears are playing not well. New England is playing all start DEF and Romo just had a 6 game turnover.
ADVANTAGE: PUSH
OVERALL: I win a game that’s about 115 to 105 or so.
VMD (3-2) vs. Inches (4-1)
QB: Carson Palmer vs. McNabb. Let’s be honest McNabb’s passing game hasn’t been on at all this season, save one game. Doesn’t merit him a start, even against the Jets to be honest. Carson Palmer will have a good game, he’ll throw here there and everywhere. Except a good day out of him.
ADVANTAGE: Palmer.
WR: Chris Chambers/Laveranues Coles vs. Steve Smith/Vincent Jackson. Chris Chambers hasn’t caught a TD in 13 games, and isn’t really doing that well. No reason to start him, I’m thinking. Coles is doing okay though. Chambers does face the Browns but guess what, he won’t do that well, he hasn’t shown life all year. Coles faces that Philly DEF that can bend and break, he might have a TD this week. Steve Smith with Vinny Test (the oldest man alive) might not be a safe bet. If Carr starts Smith will get more opportunities. Vincent Jackson is good to go this week, but he’s going against the Oakland DEF. Look for him to put up decent numbers. I’m going with Smith/Jackson.
ADVANTAGE: Steve Smith/Vincent Jackson.
RB: LT/Marion Barber III vs. Reggie Bush/Derrick Ward. Okay LT is going against the Oakland run DEF and they have been semi respectable but in a game where San Diego will be up, you can expect a heavy does from the MVP. Marion Barber III is going against the New England DEF and guess what, he’s not going to do well. The Patriots are just that good. Reggie Bush against Seattle will probably have 14 points or so, because he’ll catch nine dink and dump passes. Derrick Ward is questionable; even if he does lay Brandon Jacobs is back and will get most of the work. I’m going with LT/Barber III.
ADVANTAGE: LT/Marion Barber III.
TE: Gates vs. Gonzo. Gates had a big game last week, and he’ll probably have a decent game. Gonzo will have a very good game. They used him very well last week and set up the longer pass with his intermediate routes. He’ll have the bigger game here, especially against the CIN DEF, they did let up five TDs to the Bengals.
ADVANTAGE: Gonzo.
W/R: Jericho Cotchery vs. Thomas Jones. Both of these guys go against the PHILLY DEF, and that DEF has been better against the run then the pass and given TJ’s slumps, I’m going with Cotchery.
ADVANTAGE: Cotchery.
K: Phil Dawson against Miami vs. Josh Brown against NO. I’m going with Dawson against that beat down Miami DEF. Expect good numbers.
ADVANTAGE: Phil Dawson.
DEF: San Diego vs. Houston. Okay the SD will have a better day against the Oakland DEF, rather then the Jacksonville Offense against the Houston DEF.
ADVANTAGE: SD
OVERALL: McLeish wins a barnburner.
Nazabitches (4-1) vs. Vicksmart (1-4)
QB: Brian Griese vs. Kurt Warner. Are you really staring Brian Griese, guy hasn’t been good since he was in Denver. There are rules to fantasy football and one of NEW one’s is as follows: if there is Chi – position under someone’s name don’t start them. Kurt Warner has looked good and he faces the Carolina DEF and I haven’t seen much from them.
ADVANTAGE: Warner.
WR: Burress/TJ vs. TO/Curtis. Burress will play because he does this all the time. He’s been doing good and going against the ATL DEF, expect another semi big day. TJ is going against the Kansas City DEF so he’ll be fine too. TO has been quiet in the past two games so I’m expecting a third one, and Curtis failed to show up expect for the Detroit Lions game. Going with Burress/TJ.
ADVANTAGE: Burress/TJ.
RB: Ronnie Brown/MJD vs. Clinton Portis/Rudi Johnson. Ronnie Brown is said to be probable nursing an inury but should be fine. MJD will have a good game against the Texans, especially if Taylor is out. Portis will have a meh day. Rudi Johnson will do well against the KC DEF. I’m going with Brown/MJD.
ADVANTAGE: Brown/MJD
TE: Heap vs. Shockey. Heap is probable and Boller might play. Boller goes deeper then McNair (that’s what she said). So that hurts Heap a little bit. Shockey will play against the ATL def that sucks, so I’m giving him the nod.
ADVANTAGE: Shockey.
W/R: Marques Colston vs. Earnest Graham, this is the battle of the Special Olympics. I give the nod here to Graham, because Colston has a bad back.
ADVANTAGE: Graham.
K: Wilkins vs. Rackers. I’m going with Rackers, Baltimore’s DEF will look to wear down the STL offense.
ADVANTAGE: Rackers.
DEF: Baltimore vs. Chi Town. Baltimore is going to have the better day because Saint Louis is slumping big time. Chi Town faces MINN and they have a decent play maker in Adrian Peterson.
ADVANTAGE: Baltimore.
OVERALL: Pisula will roll in this one, although Justin beating Nazabitches would be funny.
T-RexGrossman (1-4) vs. AIDS (2-3)
QB: Vince Young vs. Tom Brady. A no brainer in this regard, Tom Brady will throw about three TD passes and have some rushing yards. Vince Young will do so, so but at this point no one is better then V. Young.
ADVANTAGE: Tom Brady.
WR: Braylon Edwards/Donte’ Stallworth vs. Fitz/CJ. Edwards has been having big days and I think that continues against the Miami DEF. Stallworth has a knee injury but will play, I don’t expect a big day from him. Larry Fitz des better with Warner in the lineup so expect another big game from him. A touchdown and 100 yards. Chad Johnson will also have a decent day, I do think they are projecting him too high.
ADVANTAGE: Fitz/CJ
RB: Alexander/Green vs. Jacobs/James. Alexander is probably and going against the NO def and they are piss poor. Green will have troubles against JAX (they are only allowing about 75 yards on the ground). Jacobs will have a solid workload ahead of him in ATL on Monday Night. James will have an okay day with Carolina’s DEF since they will try to take the pressure off Warner. I’m going with the J and J connection.
ADVANTAGE: J & J.
TE: Clark vs. Winslow. Okay what did I say about any Chi Town players? Don’t start them. Clark will have a dismal day as the MINN LBs are tough. Winslow will have a good day, per usual. Gets the nod.
ADVANTAGE: Winslow.
W/R: Greg Jennings vs. Joey Galloway. I like Jennings’ connection with Favre. Joey Galloway will be going against TENN’s DEF and they are tough. Jennings will have the better day.
ADVANTAGE: Jennings.
K: Brown vs. Stover. Stover had at least three FGs in his past three games. You like those numbers if you have him.
ADVANTAGE: Stover.
DEF: NYG vs. ATL, Seattle against NO. NYG.
ADVANTAGE: NYG
Overall: T-REX can’t beat the AIDS.
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