Week One in Review
WEEK ONE IN REVIEW
Okay guys, time to open the vault and see how I did for week one. Drum roll please…I went 2 for 2 (.500) now given the ups and downs of Week One, I’d say that was pretty good. I mean who thought that the Jacksonville DEF would get carved up, who thought that Drew Brees would have less points then Vinatari? Or in my personal case that Steven Jackson would have .05 points and two rookies would have amazing games? It’s further proof that on any given Sunday…
NAZABITCHES vs. NAZAHOES
Nazabitches MVP: Peyton Manning enough said, he single handily won this thing for Pisula.
Nazabitches Bust: Cedric Benson tied with not playing Burress. Bensons was awful against a stingy Charges DEF and Burress lit up the Cowboys, but he was on the bench. If Peyton didn’t have such a good day I would’ve written not playing Romo here.
Nazahoes MVP: The starting WRs. They each performed above predictions furthering the belief that Yahoo! doesn’t know shit.
Nazahoes Bust: Jackson, he fumbled twice, and even though I wouldn’t have won, I’d be sitting at 89 instead of 85, def. change there, that and not starting either stud rookie.
Surprises: Maurice Jones Drew underperforming, Marc Bulger looking shaky, the entire Saints team. Chris Cooley only getting one ball thrown his way, Travis Henry making me look like a genius for wasting a second rounder on him.
INCHES vs. AIDS (Battle of two terrible team names)
Inches MVP: All three WRs, they all performed very well. Very well indeed.
Inches Bust: McNabb, everyone expected better things, yet he looked like he was 80% no ands, no buts, and no ifs. Bush/Jones tied for second.
AIDS MVP: Tom Brady was just amazing this week.
AIDS Bust: Larry Fitz. 4 points? For a starting WR? That’s not good no matter how you slice it up and serve it.
Surprises: Andre Johnson’s big day, Steve Smith being back, Thomas Jones sucking. The entire Saint’s team.
YELLOWJACKETS vs. T-GROSSMAN
Yellowjackets MVP: I guess the New England DEF, that’s said when you have to look for a stand out player on a team, that’s never a good sign fellas.
Yellowjackets Bust: Everyone, but mainly Rivers. Seriously everyone on that team underperformed this week, or suffered from weak matchups. Hopefully this can get straightened out or it could be a long season.
T-Grossman MVP: I’d say Calvin Johnson. I made the trade, regretting it a little but not that much, I got a value player for him. He came up big on Sunday.
T-Grossman Bust: V-Young. Told ya so.
Surprises: Let’s see…the entire Saints team. Shaun Alexander having a decent game, Hanson’s huge game and the underperforming of an entire team.
VICKSMART vs. VICK’S MY DOGCATCHER
Vicksmart MVP: TO, he just flat out made a difference. He was a glimmer of hope in a dark Week One cloud.
Vicksmart Bust: Drew Brees much?
Vick’s My Dogcatcher MVP: Both San Deigo fellas. One threw a TD to the other, and he’s a running back. Together they had something like 48 points.
Vick’s My Dogcatcher Bust: Reggie Bown, is that trade still looking good?
Surprises: The entire Saint’s team. Lee Evans, Willie Parker.
Matchups will be up probably on Saturday. Later boys.
Okay guys, time to open the vault and see how I did for week one. Drum roll please…I went 2 for 2 (.500) now given the ups and downs of Week One, I’d say that was pretty good. I mean who thought that the Jacksonville DEF would get carved up, who thought that Drew Brees would have less points then Vinatari? Or in my personal case that Steven Jackson would have .05 points and two rookies would have amazing games? It’s further proof that on any given Sunday…
NAZABITCHES vs. NAZAHOES
Nazabitches MVP: Peyton Manning enough said, he single handily won this thing for Pisula.
Nazabitches Bust: Cedric Benson tied with not playing Burress. Bensons was awful against a stingy Charges DEF and Burress lit up the Cowboys, but he was on the bench. If Peyton didn’t have such a good day I would’ve written not playing Romo here.
Nazahoes MVP: The starting WRs. They each performed above predictions furthering the belief that Yahoo! doesn’t know shit.
Nazahoes Bust: Jackson, he fumbled twice, and even though I wouldn’t have won, I’d be sitting at 89 instead of 85, def. change there, that and not starting either stud rookie.
Surprises: Maurice Jones Drew underperforming, Marc Bulger looking shaky, the entire Saints team. Chris Cooley only getting one ball thrown his way, Travis Henry making me look like a genius for wasting a second rounder on him.
INCHES vs. AIDS (Battle of two terrible team names)
Inches MVP: All three WRs, they all performed very well. Very well indeed.
Inches Bust: McNabb, everyone expected better things, yet he looked like he was 80% no ands, no buts, and no ifs. Bush/Jones tied for second.
AIDS MVP: Tom Brady was just amazing this week.
AIDS Bust: Larry Fitz. 4 points? For a starting WR? That’s not good no matter how you slice it up and serve it.
Surprises: Andre Johnson’s big day, Steve Smith being back, Thomas Jones sucking. The entire Saint’s team.
YELLOWJACKETS vs. T-GROSSMAN
Yellowjackets MVP: I guess the New England DEF, that’s said when you have to look for a stand out player on a team, that’s never a good sign fellas.
Yellowjackets Bust: Everyone, but mainly Rivers. Seriously everyone on that team underperformed this week, or suffered from weak matchups. Hopefully this can get straightened out or it could be a long season.
T-Grossman MVP: I’d say Calvin Johnson. I made the trade, regretting it a little but not that much, I got a value player for him. He came up big on Sunday.
T-Grossman Bust: V-Young. Told ya so.
Surprises: Let’s see…the entire Saints team. Shaun Alexander having a decent game, Hanson’s huge game and the underperforming of an entire team.
VICKSMART vs. VICK’S MY DOGCATCHER
Vicksmart MVP: TO, he just flat out made a difference. He was a glimmer of hope in a dark Week One cloud.
Vicksmart Bust: Drew Brees much?
Vick’s My Dogcatcher MVP: Both San Deigo fellas. One threw a TD to the other, and he’s a running back. Together they had something like 48 points.
Vick’s My Dogcatcher Bust: Reggie Bown, is that trade still looking good?
Surprises: The entire Saint’s team. Lee Evans, Willie Parker.
Matchups will be up probably on Saturday. Later boys.
posted by Jason M. at 8:25 AM
2 Comments:
having randy moss on the bench certainly didn't help my cause, but if my team plays the way it did last week, it might mean a white flag for the yellow jackets. let's hope it was a fluke.
-(lesser) ward
brandon jacobs cost me the week :(
-micro
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